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School is supposed to equip you with a utility belt-worth of incredibly useful skills. And yet, on graduation, most of us had to deal with how truly useless the subjects we spent years mastering are. Since hindsight is 20/20, we asked our readers to come up with alternate classes that would have actually been useful.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: